Add initial provisioning playbook

resources/global.sh

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+function _parse_git_branch() {
+    git branch 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/ (\1)/'
+}
+
+export PS1="\[\e[0;97m\]\[\e[37m\e[1m\]\u\[\e[1;94m\]@\[\e[94m\]\H\[\e[0;33m\]\$(_parse_git_branch) \[\e[37m\]\w\[\e[33m\] \[\e[0;97m\]$\[\e[0m\] "
+export rc=/home/$USERNAME/.bashrc
+export VIRTUALENV_DIR=/home/$USERNAME/.venvs
+
+random() {
+     if [[ $# -eq 0 ]]; then
+          num=32
+     else
+          num=$1
+     fi
+     cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc 'a-zA-Z0-9' | fold -w $num | head -n 1
+}
+
+function up() { cd $(eval printf '../'%.0s {1..$1}); }
+
+function pipin() { pip freeze | grep $1; }
+
+alias bk='cd -'
+alias fuck='sudo $(history -p \!\!)'
+alias ls='ls -lshF --color --group-directories-first --time-style=long-iso'
+alias version='uname -orp && lsb_release -a | grep Description'
+alias activate='source ./bin/activate'
+alias cls='clear'
+alias ls='/usr/bin/ls -lshF --color --group-directories-first --time-style=long-iso'
+alias gmtime='/usr/bin/date -u --iso-8601=seconds'
+alias date='/usr/bin/date --iso-8601=seconds'
+alias whatismyip='curl https://icanhazip.com/'
+alias uuid="python3 -c 'import uuid; print(uuid.uuid4());'"
+alias epoch="python3 -c 'import time; print(time.time());'"
+alias uptime="command uptime --pretty"